Vicente Fox Declares Candidacy for President of the U.S.

Welp! We’ve got our second candidate to declare for 2020. In a five-minute video statement dogging Donald Trump with profanity and mariachis belting out his campaign song, former Mexican President Vicente Fox declared his candidacy. “America, I feel your pain. We all do. And that is why today I am proud to announce my candidacy for president of the United States,” said Fox. In the video, the spoof candidate pulls on a Trump-style red campaign cap that reads: “Always ask before grabbing a pussy.” We’re just going to park that right there and let you see the video for yourself.

Brenda Arredondo